Buhari - I will crush Niger delta avengers
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Next week
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Niger delta avengers bomb pipe line
. Buhari - Our army re ready to crush them
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Next 3days Niger delta avengers bomb 3 pipe lines
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Military - Niger delta avengers, Dont push us to crush u.
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Next 2days, small Niger delta killed 30 and 3 navy men.
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Military - They are killing our men, we will attack.
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Buhari - I'm going to Ogoni land and Niger delta avengers
will not do anything.
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Small Niger delta avengers - Buhari before coming to port
harcourt or any state in Niger delta, sign ur death warrant
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Buhari - I get ear infection, I no fit go again, where is
Osinbajo, u know say na me get International trip and u get
local trip, oya go Niger delta ok
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Osinbajo - but Sir
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Buhari - shut up, begin go, I get ear problem, I no dey hear
u.
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Small Niger delta - We re going to test 6missle on 7th of
June, we will shut down all d network and we might target
aso rock, if u dont release nnamdi kalu and other things we
asked from u.
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Buhari - Obasanjo come and help me,
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Obasanjo- abeg I no fit .
Buhari - Goodluck forgive me, Pls beg Niger delta avengers
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Good luck - I no fit, Just fake sickness and run away cos on
7th,these boys must catch u and ur life wont be d same
again.
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Breaking news- Buhari heads to London for medical
treatment .
Buhari see Biafrans and Avengers for your back!!! . Haha you never see anything