Yesterday in Freetown I only had *20,000* leones in my pocket. I confidently walked into *Bintumani Hotel* and made an order of the most *expensive meal* they had available, accompanied by *the most expensive desert and fresh juice*.

After the meals and drinks my bill was *100,000 leones* after which I told the waiter I had no money.

*The perplexed waiter* called the hotel manager who promptly handed me over to the *police*. On my way to the station I gave the *20,000 leones* to the officers and was set *free*.

This is what we call *financial management*.