Donald write:
1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and akara
as a type of sandwich_ is a *racist* - Martin Luther
King jnr (1788)
2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi and gala_
before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a *courageous woman* can _fry a bunch
of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert Macauley
(1872)
4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're poor*~,
but _allowing the Garri to swell before drinking_ is
*poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* -
Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is *not
afraid of anything* - Williams Shakespeare (190
7). Anyone who _graduates from a conventional
school without experiencing a strike_, has *never
been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who _runs around looking for scissors to
cut indomie seasoning sachet_ is *not hungry* -
Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has *never
tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson Mandela (1973)
1. No matter _how hot your temper is_, *it
cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who _reads this without laughing_, is
*either looking for job* or *needs money badly* -
Donald Trump (2016).
And he who _reads and does not share this_ is
_*naturally stingy...*_