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If a girl dumped you because you don't have money, my brother when you have made the money please forgive her, promise her marriage, tell her family that you want to renovate their house, Then remove their roof and disappear.
Nonsense!!
Most girls will be praying for hardworking men to come their way, yet they don't respond to greetings from bricklayers.
DON'T LAUGH ALONE
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally.
One of them suggested a nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag. But they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard
(Not me ooooh lol ) on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest......................."Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
Come and see marathon race!.........
The Priest almost ran past the Church gate..shouting: "We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
.... Now U're laughing... abi.
Don't be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone's face..........
You Are 33yrs Old And Your Role Model Is Emmanuella;
You See How The Devil Is Using Your Life To Play Naira Bet???
As We Await Monday;
"More is expected of you to achieve that great destiny you wish to realise
Become more and do more of all you desire."
BIAFRANS THE TIME IS NOW........
Biafrans, the battle line has been drawn! Shall we fold our hands and watch the enemy dance on our heads? We are born scientists...our fathers wowed the world in 1960s with their creativity and ingenuity. Are we no longer the offsprings of great Biafran scientists of Biafra/Nigeria civil war? Are we no longer the siblings of Philip Emegwale of this world? You may be wondering where am heading to, and here is it: It is no longer news that Nigerian government has declared cyber war against us, but what is still current is what do we do about it? That is the question on the lips of millions of Biafrans both at home and in the diaspora. I do not want believe we are helpless, yes, we are not handicapped because the ball is on our court. There is only one panacea to the latest and newest form of intimidation initiated by Nigerian government which is to attack back! They used to say in football that the best way to defend is to attack. It is time to bring out the ingenuity and creativity in us. In Biafra land we don't lack talents, we are not in deffiency of scientists. I urge all our cyber soldiers (hackers) to get up and be counted...let us get rid of the zoo from cyber planet before they do that to us. Today is facebook, tomorrow might be twitter and so on. Our cyber soldiers should organize themselves and swing into action with immediate effect. If you can stand on your own as an individual, good and fine...all we need is get the job done. God bless Biafra!
