Shalom udo umunnem.

What is the experience been like so far to those of you who migrated to #Nkoli from facebook?
What would you like to see in it? any feature? Please make suggestions here

What's going on? #Hashtag.. @Mention.. Link..I support Biafrexit do you?

"White Jesus was not referring to all races when he said "whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son" in John 14:13. He did not mean it because Nigerian Christians, who are the most fanatic prayer warrior "casting and binding" hardcore Christians on Earth, have been fasting and praying for unity and prosperity in Nigeria, since 1960, but they didn't get any answer. Instead of having abundance and enjoyment, they have been suffering and smiling. Instead of having great leaders ruling the land, they have been having greedy and fantastically kwa-rrupt leaders ruling the land. Instead of the country to be united and peaceful it has been divided with so much crisis. I can bet you when white Jesus said what he said in John 14:13, he was only referring to europeans who look like him, not Nigerians who look nothing like him. White Jesus is the father of europeans and europeans are the children of white Jesus. It's only natural for white Jesus to bless his children when they call upon his name for wealth, which they did 500 years ago and are still doing (if you feel me). This is why Europe is rich and prosperous, but Nigeria is poor and kwa-rrupt. My advice is if Nigerians want to get whatever they want, they should ask and make demands in the name of the gods of their Afrikan ancestors, such as Olodumare, Ngai, Chukwu, Osanobua, Unkulunkulu, etc. White Jesus is not the ancestor of Nigerian people. If Nigerian Christians fast and pray from now till they condom cum, white Jesus will not answer them. White Jesus knows who is children are and who are not his children." Bisi Bugatti

What's going on? #Hashtag.. @Mention.. Link..#Biafra

10 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK
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JOOO
1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
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2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
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3. You see person dey vomit, you
still dey ask am 'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how
to vomit.
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4. You just wake up from sleep
person come ask you "you don
wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go
chop for dream.
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5. You see woman wey born new
pikin u ask her "madam u don
born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...
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6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don wake????
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
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7. My guy ask me "O boy where u
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd
him ask me "Wat is happening
there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
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8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new
gateman...
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9. I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with
Osuofia...
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10.U see me dey chop indomie
come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band
mixed with thread.
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As it stands now , abeg i need to
ask una one question, make una no vex abeg.
Shey na Nkoli be this?